angelic-agent-beyonce:

honeyedukes:

au where everything is the same except sirius black is played by jonathan van ness from queer eye

Harry: Wait, so Pettigrew actually betrayed my parents?

Sirius:

ashenpages:

momentsinreading:

“My cousin Helen, who is in her 90s now, was in the Warsaw ghetto during World War II. She and a bunch of the girls in the ghetto had to do sewing each day. And if you were found with a book, it was an automatic death penalty. She had gotten hold of a copy of ‘Gone With the Wind’, and she would take three or four hours out of her sleeping time each night to read. And then, during the hour or so when they were sewing the next day, she would tell them all the story. These girls were risking certain death for a story. And when she told me that story herself, it actually made what I do feel more important. Because giving people stories is not a luxury. It’s actually one of the things that you live and die for.” –Neil Gaiman

Sometimes I feel like a selfish, useless bitch for using my life to tell stories instead of majoring in mechanical engineering or challenging sexism and brutality in the police force. Then something like this comes along and remember that while I may just be telling stories, I’m also creating comfort for people who need it, and a war cry to rally around in times of need.

Stories are really important, but the people who make them sometimes forget that. So keep telling them how much their stories have meant to you. It will give them the strength to keep telling them.

phantasymist:

will anything ever be as iconic as brooklyn nine nine getting cancelled and then being picked up for another season the day after? unlikely

timetravelrabbit:

it’s literally considered inhumane to deny our worst criminals food and shelter but y’all wanna figure out if our homeless and impoverished population “deserves” it like 

child molesters are gettin’ three hots and a cot on your tax dollars and that’s fine but the starving single mother and her children down the street should just work harder bc god forbid your taxes go to them?

fuck y’all seriously

imoverallofit:

olivialovesleggings:

good-intentixns:

the-treasures-untold:

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

oh god why is this me lol help

I’m so glad this came back into my life

“Obese.”

pinenuttrekkie:

psychic: *reads my mind*

my brain: euuhghhh…I smell a robot! Prooove! Prooove! Prove you’re not a robot! LooK aT tHesE cuRvy LeTTerS! Much curvier than most letters, wOuLdn’t yOu SaY? No robot could ever read these! You look, mortal if ye be! You look! And you type what you think you see! Is it an E or is it a 3? THAT’S UP TO YE! The passwords have passed, you’ve correctly guessed, but NOW IT’S TIME FOR THE ROBOT TEST! I devised a question no robot could ever answer! Which of these pictures does not have a stop sign in them???

psychic: what the fuck

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

does john mulaney know that he is literally one of the only stand-up comedians to ever transcend traditional media and become a meme and social media icon or does he just live in his 1950s schoolboy bliss